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Pinch him in the butt
how are you typing this if your head is in an aligator's jaw?
poke his eye
Tell him to heal !
You should roll counterclockwise. It is a well known fact that alligators roll clockwise and with opposite spins you will counteract each other.
Stick your thumb in his @$ $ that ought to piss em off.
pee your pants then sing im a little teapot
this will cause him to not want to eat you
Jesus will protect u!!
Wow, I hope you can read this... I'd suggest you try to go into a roll so that the alligator realizes what is happening and he braces himself so you can't spin him around, then he'll be trying to stay still so that you can't roll him.
steer him towards the mashed potatoes...
Pull a cold beer out of your pocket, and hand it to him.
If a Alligator has your head in his jaws how where you able to type this question? and no there is probably no way to stop it from doing the death roll.
you can't.
just pray to God, and be prepared to meet your maker.
quick order a parakeet over the internet, everyone knows that alligators are parakeets natural prey.
Tell him you have high cholesterol and he needs to watch his diet.
Poke his eyes out if you can find them. Good Luck - things are not going your way right now.
Offer him a XXXX, I am assured that this will take his mind off you.
Alligators are generally timid towards humans and tend to walk or swim away if one approaches. Unfortunately, this has led to humans growing arrogant and approaching alligators and their nests in a way that provokes them. There are laws against feeding the alligators but some people continue to feed them nevertheless, resulting in some of the alligators losing their fear of humans and in turn, choosing to approach humans instead of moving away.
I am so impressed that you can maintain the presence of mind during this experience to ask this question. How do you reach the keyboard, it is obviously a laptop but aren't you afraid your battery will run out before you get an answer? Isn't there any one around you that can help. Good luck and don't lose your head over this.
May I ask why you would decide that during an alligator attack you open your laptop, sign into Yahoo!, and ask a question that is stupid and unnessicary?
Rub its belly to calm it.
There again.a very very silly questions...Did you think before you post a question? It looks awful ..I agreed with Jenne55...If the alli got your head...you can't even scream...(forget your typing)
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