How can I teach my cat to talk human?

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i don't think you can (at least i've never heard of it) but you can decipher their sounds though (with patience)

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good luck with that LOL

thats impossible go buy a parrot
switch brains
No. But they can understand you. And you can learn what some cat sounds mean.
talk human? hmmm.what language is that?!
I want what you are on no make that 2 of what you are on
Um, sorry, your cat will never be able to "talk human." Meowing is the closest it'll ever get.

In fact, cat's dont meow to communicate with eachother, they began meowing in order to communicate with humans. When your cat meows, it is talking to you.
no. cats' tongues, lips, and brains are not designed for human speech. parrots can talk because of their tongue shape and their natural ability to imitate many different sounds. cats just aren't made that way.
Snap your fingers and maybe it will change into a human. Not too many times now. oooops too many times. It will never work now. Meow! Meow! Meow!
Why don't you just learn how to speak like a cat?
are you hittin that joint or are you fo real?
sure, we've all seen tv programs where the dog can say roof, rough, and other r words. cats can say m and o words. i have a cat who calls me mom and a kitten that says mama and ow (that comes from when i'm changing his bandage, he's disabled). you just say the word repetitively in context and they get it. it comes naturally, because in the beginning, according to the bible, animals did speak human. takes patience and kindness.
Sorry but your out of luck. You can't teach cats to talk human anymore than you can teach your husband to put the toilet seat down 100% of the time.
meow to it and see if by sheer will (and stubborness) s/he'll talk human to you. if i were you, i would invest all my efforts on an elephant instead. i hear they talk cats.
impossible!
My cat uses the "ow" sound a lot and he has actually
learned how to ask us to let him out. In the beginning
we would ask him "wanna go out?" or just "out?" and now
when he wants to go out he looks up and says "ow" but
in a short staccato way that almost sounds like "out".
When he wants other things he'll use a longer "ow" or
similar sounds, like "yow" or "oh" but none of them sound
like any words. I'm pretty sure that these types of sounds
are the only ones they can make. You probably can't teach
the cat to say "Hi there".
How? That's an easy one! With a miracle!
Well, maybe you can be the first to invent something that will make cats speak english. You could earn trillions. I'm serious. I've never invented anything, but I have an awesome cat that loves everyone, and (without anyone even training her) she cleans her paws off (after she uses her kitty-box) in her water dish and drinks the tiolet water. But don't worrie, she actually has our rdownstairs bathroom all to herself and nobody ever go's to the bathroom in there, she's not locked up either, we just put all of her things in their.
You cannot do so, but you can talk to it. ;D
Leave the cat alone unless you want to get scratched, I run a shelter for cats and you wouldn't believe the things they've had done to them because someone thought it was funny or a joke. One idiot broke his cats jaw trying to make it say "Din dins."
bring another cat to teach it.but this cat must know how to speak and write english.and dont bring a talkative cat coz u will hav a headache.u know wot ? i will bring a cat to teach me chinese.r u crazy?
Teach it to translate using super-natural powers.
I have two cats and they only meow
If youre that lonely honey you need to visit one of those online dating things. LOL I'm sorry but some questions just shouldnt be asked unless you expect that kind of answer.
U CAN NOT IF U COULD THAT WOULD BE A AWESOME THING.
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